I have decided to throw my hat in the ring for candidacy for the office of President of the United States for the 2008 election. My slogan will be: "Vote for Sergott: At Least He's Not an Idiot".
- Levi, I have decided that you will be my secretary of defense. You get to bomb people and stuff. Cool, huh?
- Paul, you are heading up my committee on Global Warming, an issue near and dear to your heart.
- Greg, you will be my VP, because you can run around telling everyone that you invented the Internet.
- John, you are in charge of the Star Wars Defense System - the reason goes without saying.
- Teresa and Bethany, you two are in charge of making sure women finally get the right to vote, wear pants, and all that crap.
- Kirk and Amy, under my administration you two can just kick it in the White House. You two have done enough.
- Tad gets to be the "drunkel" (also with Levi) who hangs out in his underwear and black socks in the basement of the White House - we cannot risk losing a man like that in a nuclear attack.
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NO FAIR!!!
i wanted to invent the interent!
All I can say Levi...Just remember the internet could not be built on a Mac!
Thanks for allowing us to kick it...but you know we couldn't control ourselves and would start to tell the WH staff about Christ.
So my first act would be to beef up the Star Wars defenes system. I think we need a Death Star and go after Bin Ladin and company, then go after anyone that attacks Israel, and just for good for fun then Micheal Moore.
Also who I could use to clone for the clone army.....hummm maybe Aaron, he would kick a lot more butt then any stormtrooper.
I would like to be in charge of the food. I will make my "famous seven layer bars" and we can all sit around and eat them all day.
Is there still an opening for the Minister of Silly Walks?
Kelly
Bill,
Could I either fly the helicopter or Air Force One?
Or maybe I could pick up your presidential doggy poo in the yard of the White House?
It would be an honor.
Your Royal Poop Picker-uper,
Kevin
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