Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Wookin Pa Nub

"Jesusland" by Ben Folds
from the CD -
Songs For Silverman

Take a walk
out the gate you go and never stop
past dollar stores and wig shops
quarter in a cup for every quaff
and watch the buildings grow
smaller as you go

Down the tracks
beautiful McMansions on a hill
that overlook a highway
There's riverboat casinos and you still
have yet to see a soul

Jesusland
Jesusland

Town to town
broadcast to each house, they drop your name
but no one knows your face
Billboards quoting things you'd never say
you hang your head and pray

for Jesusland
Jesusland

Miles and miles

and the sun's goin' down
Pulses glow
from their homes
You're not alone
Lights come on
as you lay your weary head on their lawn

Parking lots
cracked and growing grass you see it all
from offices to farms
crosses flying high above the malls
Along the walk

through Jesusland
Jesusland



What a great song. I think a lot of people would hear these lyrics and say, "But, Ben Folds isn't Christian! I have even heard him say swear words in his songs!"

This is the difficulty with labels. Labelling something "Christian" or "Secular" limits our accessibility to the little bits of ultimate reality present in those things. When Switchfoot, a band that traditionally was considered contemporary Christian, released an album in the secular market, most Christian radio stations took a break from playing their music. Evanescence, one of the best bands in music today, came out as a "Christian Band", but when one of the bad members was heard saying a naughty word, their music was pulled from the shelves of Christian stores across the country.

What makes me sad about this, is that Christians close themselves off from some statements that really touch on ultimate reality. The song above by Ben Folds really rings true. Read it. Test it, just like Scripture tells us to. Ben Folds professes a life committed relationship with Jesus Christ. He is much more effective telling stories in his songs that are true. Stuff doesn't always have to be wrapped, packaged, and marketed as part of the "Christian Marketing Machine" in order to be true. In fact, one could argue that such packaging may interfere with the truth. Just some food for thought.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Dunk

The blogging has been really intense lately. I am seeing a need to make it even more so. Something that has been on my mind and heart lately is the dunkability of the average cookie. This is the result, for me, of a great deal of Research and Development resources. The following is my list of the top 5 best cookies for dunking in a tall, cold glass of milk:
  • #5 - Girl Scout "Thanks-a-Lot" Cookies - this cookie has undergone a number of face changes and different manifestations, but the concept remains the same: shortbread that soaks up the milk, half covered with a fudge that deflects the milk. Mmmmm.
  • #4 - The Keebler Fudge Stripe ring cookie - Similar in theme to the above, but with the added fun of being able to put your finger through the middle.
  • #3 - The Nilla Wafer - Dunking them until they are soggy and starting to fall apart means that you can throw a number of them in your mouth at one time.
  • #2 - The Original Chips Ahoy - It has to be the original, because they now come in sleeves of like 25 cookies, which I could eat in one sitting. Awesome!
  • #1 - The Double Stuff Oreo - The absolute KING of dunkability. It is to other cookies what the Star Wars Trilogy is to all other movies.

I am sure some people will have opinions on this list, but I know my list is absolutely true. I suggest getting some cookies and indulging today. I find some alone time with a package of cookies is like a spiritual retreat. Good luck and happy dunking!